Go have sex! Don't worry about NoNutNovember, it's more fun to cum in my pussy 💦

What's wrong with that? You're not fucking me, so I'm going to cheat on you

I come in her mouth, I'll get a failing grade

For the 1st joint the courier cums, for the 2nd joint I won't regret it, there will be anal

Yeah, I'm a skoof, but I got my Altoids on the Public Service. How about you?

I want to get laid, I'm not even wearing panties, will you give me money for sex?

Not with a realtor! We signed a contract on our tits with sperm

You don't give a fuck who fucks me, bro! You fuck good though 🫣

Neighbor, my husband hasn't fucked me in a long time. Have you ever had sex on a table?

So where's the condom? I don't fucking get it, she's leaking semen 😱

Blackmailing your sister? Oh, yeah 😏 What if I sit on your dick and suck it myself?

Haven't you ever seen a porno? I'm stuck, get your dick out

Need a secretary with fucking and sucking skills? Oh, I'm a match 💯

Yeah, I cum all over her. After some tender sex, I deserved it

He promised to masturbate me and he fucks me 😳 I might be a virgin!

My daddy's everything to her, and she's got someone else's creampie in her

Where's the money, Lebowski? Take your clothes off, you're gonna pay for it with your pussy

I'm swallowing someone's sperm, and before the wine, I didn't know I wanted sex so bad

Oh, my husband's on the phone! As if he knows I fondled my lover's penis

POV: you come home and she's ready for reconciliation sex 😳

I thought she was a gamer, but she's a dyke So I threw a stick at her

I can't hold it in my mouth, I'll swallow it, but keep cumming on my tits

I'm too shy to take money, you better fuck me and I'll piss 🫣

This is what safe sex looks like - fucks with a condom, and cums without